A Pencil in the hallway is when a man with a small to average sized penis engages in intercourse with a woman with a loose vagina.
"After she had her fifth kid, intercourse to her husband was like throwing a pencil down a hallway."
by Hentur March 20, 2014

by Cherry Lime August 1, 2008

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

having sex with a woman with a very loose vagina .
by doctordrew31st September 28, 2008

The worst possible thing to happen during sex. It's when a Guy cant get hard and a chick can't get wet.
Brad: Bro, How did your night with Sandy go? You finally got her to go home with you?
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up
by 💃BiaCaramelQueen🤳🏽 July 22, 2015

by Roger Anderson August 6, 2007

the wrong way of saying "pickle down a hallway" which is used when describing a girl who is very loose.
by yabayaba December 16, 2006
