Turd Gambling

Two white Honda Civics racing at a red light.

You tryna do some Turd Gambling?
Nah I’m good thank you tho.

by Gavvihn June 3, 2022

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Fart gamble

When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.

I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.

by jefeslifelesson August 6, 2017

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"You can patronize the slots till Doomsday or buy any number of scratch-off tickets and never gain any significant winnings, but then just as soon as you stop playing, the very next player will win big."

Many an addicted gamer believes in Murphy's Law of Gambling, even though it is indeed :"all chance" and thus seldom actually works out that way.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

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Gambling

Its Good For You
Its FREE MONEY

and if you quit you will never obtain success

"Cancer Takes Many lives,Road Accidents takes Lives Even Jobs take Lives, but Gambling? It doesnt take Lives. Thats why you should Gamble Its Risk Free and Its FREE MONEY"

by Gamble Is Good For You April 5, 2024

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