FMer

Someone who claims to have made an item they just found or bought and will sometimes try to sell it to you for much more then it was actually worth.

Bill is such a FMer, he said he made that shirt and would sell it to me when I saw him buy it at the store

by asd allnib November 17, 2016

fumpring

Dumplings stuffed with burnt chicken and served with tomato soup

Can I have one order of fumprings?

by iliketoeatmygosh January 5, 2017

fucmer

The highest point of douchebagery that one can ascend to.

ex. Aidan is the biggest fucmer at our school.

by Dagonet October 15, 2017

funerious

a joke that has the funny but only ironically.

"that joke was very funerious, tim!"
"shut the fuck up"

by klausass May 3, 2020

Funeral Snapper

Taken a photo of a person in a real life moment knowing it will end up in the reel at their funeral.

That picture I just took of you is a perfect Funeral Snapper to be displayed at your memorial service when you die.

by Dozzer821 January 1, 2022

Man-fume

noun- the word realtes to all types of scents, fragrances and perfumes worn by men

Jake wears very strong man-fume.

by JeSuisJesus April 5, 2009

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011