Flocking

Flocking : The act of a male driving at extreme speeds on the interstate (90-125 mph), so he can nest up with his girlfriend as quickly as possible, after not seeing her for a few days, since they live in seperate towns/cities. This occurs EVERY weekend (usually on a Friday afternoon after he gets off of work), and can resemble that of a continuous path that a flock of birds would take each year in migration. Hince the word "flocking".

Guy in car getting passed on interstate (said to Girlfriend in driver's side seat) : Did you just see that guy fly by us like that? ....whoa!...where was he going?

Girlfriend : That guy is blinded by the puss....he's flocking so hard that he's "too tough to tame", like Darlington speedway.

by Kam842 October 25, 2007

Flocking

Putting pink plastic flamingos on someone's lawn.

Flocking can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:

For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flocked next.

To prevent from getting flocked, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.

Also known as flamingoing.

The baseball team raised money by flocking the neighborhood.

"I would have gotten flocked, but I bought anti-flocking insurance!"

"I got flocked!"

by FlamingosAnonymous January 11, 2012

Flocking

Shooting at someone or something.

Niggas not with with the gun play let’s start flocking at they whip.

by KillerCaliEastsideFresno September 22, 2018

fricking

A word used by cowards who are too afraid to say "fucking"

dude #1: "that music fricking sucks"
dude #2: "fricking? come on you wimp. say FUCKING"

by whodey June 15, 2004

Flecking

To squeeze the end of your penis whilst ejaculating, spraying a fine mist of semen across your ubject (victim) to leave it flecked across their face, then letting go, to allow the held up semen to splurge over your subject.

You finally persuade your girlfriend to let you cum on her face, and you want to cum in her eyes to punish her for the delay. So, you fap off and on the point of orgasm, squeeze your bellend, to spray a fine mist of cum across her face (flecking). When she opens her eyes in confusion, you let go, slurging the remaining semen straight into her eyes.
Damn straight.

by Joel Taylor February 8, 2008

Fanny flickingly boring

When something is so boring you have nothing to do all day other than masterbate.

"how was work?"
"it was so fanny flickingly boring i wore out the batteries in my rabbit."

by Sex.Kitten. April 15, 2010

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by Reimuudesu January 22, 2021