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PoD: Penis of Destiny

Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself.

Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD;

Billy Mays

Elvis Presley

2PAC

Steve Irwin

Adolf Hitler

Bruce Lee

John F. Kennedy

John Lennon

Pope John Paul II

Julius Caesar

Christopher Colombus

Amelia Earhart

The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off.

Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above.
PoD: Penis of Destiny

An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads:

Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492,

He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock,

and he died a slow painfull face melting death.
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