Cooked cunts

OFF CHOPPS ON ANY AND ALL CONTABAND TO FULLEST EXTENT

Hey Bro

Who you living with now ?

I got Smack head Crack head and Inbreed staying with me at the moment there
Fucken Cooked Cunts , ay

by Cuntry April 18, 2018

smash cunts

VERB.

1. To successfully assault contemptible persons.

2. To penetrate a woman's vagina in a rough manner (generally with her consent).

3. To drink copious amounts of alcohol.

4. To put great effort into an activity. It can applied to any type of activity, as long as the person doing the activity has given it everything they've got.

ETYMOLOGY: Fucking smash

"I told him I like it rough, so he really smashed my cunt!"

"Are you coming out to smash cunts tonight?"

"I smashed that exam right in the cunt!"

by Bonhilda September 27, 2009

cuntsnaffle

To be close and intimate with a particularly "juicy" ladyhole.

I was just about to give her a jolly good cuntsnaffle, when in walked the butler!

by gavin April 26, 2005

cuntslap

Two meanings for this word:
1) When you are slapped in your vagina.
2) Rachael...

*BANG* "oooh shit that girl just got cuntslapped" "bummer!"
"That Rachael with the fat thighs, she's such a cuntslap!!"

by dothemoonwalk June 20, 2007

cuntsmasher

1. A well endowed man that enioys rigorous sex and smashes up the cunt of most women he sleeps with.
2. A guy who has a preference for sleeping with virgins and smashing their cunts in.

That cuntsmasher made her bleed real bad.

by Ciaran Murray June 20, 2007

stupid fucking cunts

kids in my school who piss me off and constantly call me a felcher

you all are stupid fucking cunts

by screw you guys November 22, 2004

cuntsmith

Someone who smiths cunts

Don't buy cunts at the gluttonous super markets, buy cunts from the local cuntsmith and support local produce!

by Robert Palmer August 1, 2007