my guts are churning!

a serious warning sign one had better get near a toilet!!
some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.

thats' all well and good, mom; but... -(mom:) where you going, sam?? MY GUTS ARE CHURNING!

by michael foolsley June 4, 2011

Churning Butter

Masturbation, man-style, with two hands. Must use an up and down, side to side flowing motion. Just like a grandma churning butter in a barrel in the late 1800's.

My girlfriend wanted some spread for her bread, so she had me cum over and started churning butter.

by BigStevieStyle January 5, 2006

Charming Sponge

A person who does not work and mooches off those around them.

Tina's bf is just a charming sponge.

by Thewafflking August 16, 2016

Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017

Charging Bull

The Charging Bull is a statue of a bull on Wall Street. It is a well known gathering site for the kind of poop eaters that work in finance. The bull is often used as the symbol of a strong stock market.

Let's meet up at the Charging Bull for lunch.

by MultiFest October 29, 2017

Carning on

Unambiguously continuing to talk about a topic or subject without prompt or input from anyone in the vicinity.

*On a text/voice chat, in a galaxy far far away*

Chum 1: "Have you seen the film Pulp Fiction?"
Chum 1: "It's great, so much happens and the story is all over the place."
Chum 1: "It's got bible references and everything, I've always wanted to read the bible"

Chum 2: <to Chum 3, privately> "He's carning on again..."

Chum 3: <to Chum 2, privately> "Genuinely just wish he's stfu, he just going on and on"
Chum 1: "I hear that most kids these days just skip to the doom and gloom parts about the end of the world"

Chum 2: <to Chum 3, privately> "and on..."
Chum 1: "I wonder if Trump will cause the end of the world..."

Chum 2: <to Chum 3, privately> "and on......"
Chum 1: "I mean, this trade war is pretty bad, but it could get worse

Chum 3: <to Chum 2, privately> "and on!"

by KDTC August 22, 2019

charmingeddon

The event that led to the toilet paper shortages of 2020. This was sparked by the Coronavirus scare, which led to a mass buying of toilet tissue in supermarkets throughout the United States.

Hey Mr. Ault, there wasn't any toilet paper at Wal-Mart, thanks to Charmingeddon.

by twault March 13, 2020