Cardens are from ghetto bloodlines. Any girl in the Carden family is one everyone loves but is prone to be a hit with the lads, taking advantage of her looks and outgoing personality. Despite this, can normally be trusted with anything..a loyal cocktease for sure.
Male Carden's are equally enticing; normally an allrounder, a male Carden will have the annoying 'i know everything' flare, will attract 'it' girls and often get pretty lucky.
Generally lovely people.
Male Carden's are equally enticing; normally an allrounder, a male Carden will have the annoying 'i know everything' flare, will attract 'it' girls and often get pretty lucky.
Generally lovely people.
by eldnih101010 November 3, 2010
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"Are you a Cardinal?"
"You bet your sweet ass I am!"
"Are you a Cardinal?"
"You bet your sweet ass I am!"
by Carey1234 January 17, 2009
Get the Cardinal Puff mug.Clumsy, shortsighted approach to all aspects of life. Examples of cardenesque behaviour may involved awkwardness in social situations, such as offering strangers small drinks or taking great offence at inanimate objects' presence.
Cardenesque behaviour is often associated with alcoholism, followed by an almost schizophrenic style of conversation where deep-rooted insults are followed immediately by profuse apologies and public displays of affection.
The results of sustained periods of such behaviour can be as minor as creating and repeatedly singing a personal theme-tune to far more sinister acts resulting in defecation or serious personal injury.
Cardenesque behaviour is often associated with alcoholism, followed by an almost schizophrenic style of conversation where deep-rooted insults are followed immediately by profuse apologies and public displays of affection.
The results of sustained periods of such behaviour can be as minor as creating and repeatedly singing a personal theme-tune to far more sinister acts resulting in defecation or serious personal injury.
Examples of cardenesque conversations
A: "Might I buy you a SMALL glass of red wine?"
B: No
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A: "You're a cunt. I fucking hate you."
A: "I'm sorry I really love you I mean. Give me a kiss"
A: "Might I buy you a SMALL glass of red wine?"
B: No
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A: "You're a cunt. I fucking hate you."
A: "I'm sorry I really love you I mean. Give me a kiss"
by theghostwhoneverlies May 17, 2009
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a catholic school, located between cary and raleigh, the guys are hot and they know it, the girls are hot and they have style unlike all the slutty ravencroft girls who only wear polos and pearls, the school is so small that everyone shares hook ups, everyone is so loaded with money that drugs are not a problem, their rivals are ravenscroft who really arent better in sports they just slip money to the refs before games, our cheerleaders have been nationally ranked the past like 10 years, soccer team is amazing, football is getting better, and no one can compete with the cross country team
by Spencer April 23, 2005
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