A fanboy who is ashamed to be enthusiastic and excited about a product or property because it makes them feel nerdy. Usually they gang up on the fanboys on blogs, reviews, and chat rooms.
The Closet Fanboys were out in full force today on Amazon hating the new Star Wars special edition Blu-ray release.
by carbonadam January 7, 2011
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Marc - "Wow man, I thought your Jenny and I were really hitting it of at the party last night, she even gave me her number and told me we should hang out. But today I find out that she was telling everybody I was annoying her and being creepy and shit."
Mike - "Ya dude Jenny seems nice, but she's a closet bitch for sure."
Mike - "Ya dude Jenny seems nice, but she's a closet bitch for sure."
by RiseAgainst53 October 25, 2010
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"You know that one guy who talks like his brain his shitting outta his ass?"
"Oh yah I know that sob, but I like to refer to him as clodpole."
"Oh yah I know that sob, but I like to refer to him as clodpole."
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(this was made by closedonut don't use it to bully me)
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