blitzball

A fictitious game from the novel A Separate Peace that combines the elements of soccer, American football and the Blitzkrieg to form a fast-paced and unpredictable activity.

Finny accidentally created the game of Blitzball while playing on the field with Gene.

by mr_shling April 23, 2004

blitz out with your tits out

To proverbially rock out with your cock out if your genitals happen to be on the inside.

My boyfriend tried to make me feel guilty about going out tonight, but whatevs. But everyone else told me to "blitz out with your tits out". I'll worry about him in the morning.

by epilepticpeat October 8, 2008

Montana blitzkrieg

The act of spotting a girl at a bar and rather than engage in preliminary discussion you immediately rail her then tell her things aren't working out, like the German blitzkrieg.

"Last night i did the biggest Montana blitzkrieg."
"Sweet."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Blitzkrieged

A state one enters when one has consumed a great amount of marijuana and is beginning to lose control of cognitive functions.

Dan: ABOOOOOWOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAA!
Everyone: What the fucks up with Dan?
Simon: Don't mind Dan, he just smoked five blunts and is extremely blitzkrieged.

by Smnortaculos March 7, 2008

Blitz Effect

When you are up by 2 or more touchdowns going into the 2nd half of a game of NFL blitz and suddenly your opponent develops super human powers, making catches that are not humanly possible, and forcing fumbles like the football is covered in crisco.

Me: Dude, I was beating mike so bad at blitz last night, like 50 to 0 at half.

Friend: Yea? what happened?

Me: Blitz effect dude, he beat me 51-50

Friend: oh, shitty

by bigmckale October 2, 2009

diamond blitzed

The best or one of the best highs you've ever experienced after smoking dat dank dank bomb azz bag of chronic..

High: blitzed
best high: diamond blitzed

"that blunt I just smoked had dat bomb chron in it!!! I'm so diamond blitzed!"

by DarealHBIC January 31, 2010

Blitzkrieging

Named after the strategy used by the German's in World War 2, where the army would rush passed a certain point or line with everything they have. Blitzkrieging is when someone steps over the line appropriateness really quickly, usually with just one comment.

Guy 1: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. I just got back from your mother's house."

Guy 2: "Yeah well I fucked your dead grandmother."

Guy 1: "Wow dude, too far. Stop Blitzkrieging."

by Shambles299 June 30, 2010