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slavic aspergers

A disease common among men of Slavic or Cyrillic native dialect in a western speaking atmosphere that can cause a difference of mindset from western generalized perception of the Eastern Europeans. Genuinely leads to minor cases of bad posture, strange tangents and difficulty with sentences and 4th dimensional concepts.
That kid tapping on the beer keg? Wide ass nigga of a case of Slavic Aspergers -Anyone about to see some dumb shit
by Avid-Whooper-Fucker September 25, 2020
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assbergurs

Getting called Assbergurs is a another way to describe a funny but inconveniently churlish person. Assbergurs also refers to someone who is not churlish and also a really nice guy who cracks sometimes messed up jokes, but no one catches them because they are misleading. Assbergurs has a final rare meaning only possessed by one person, the creator of this word. This meaning entitles a mush demeanor and a undesirable urge to make people smile and be friends with anyone he/she finds funny or chill.
Bad meaning - “hey, stfu you Assbergur boy!”

Medium meaning - “Assbergur Just told a really funny joke!!”

Good meaning - “ASSBERGURS IVE BEEN DYING TO SEE YOU!!”

These meanings have not been confirmed but have been used before to describe people, don’t take my word for it but it’s true™.
by NinjaChubDub June 17, 2018
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Assburgers

a disease where you have burgers in your ass
"yo this cartman burger shit is delicious, i wonder what their secret is"

"it's because Cartman has Assburgers"

"wait what."
by kissmitski December 12, 2021
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Asperger

A psycho-physical disturbance whose main symptom is your girlfriend being a dumb bitch.
Look at his stupid ass girlfriend behaving like a dumb cunt. He must have Asperger.
by MircaleMiriam January 8, 2023
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Assburgers Syndrome

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by nerds with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure to understand irony in real life.

Might also refer to a slightly autistic person with a nice ass

Assburgers was mentioned in southpark first S15 E8.
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??

Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?

Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!

Nurse Bronski: Very funny!

Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers Syndrome is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
by Peppi_Dufter September 19, 2023
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Religious Asperger’s

"Religious Asperger's" is an informal, non-medical term sometimes used to describe individuals who display characteristics similar to those of Asperger's syndrome, but with an intense, narrow focus on religious beliefs, rituals, or practices. This might include a rigid adherence to religious rules, difficulty understanding different perspectives within religious contexts, and a tendency to engage deeply in theological or doctrinal details, often to the exclusion of other social or personal interests.
With his relentless obsession over every religious rule, especially his lectures on the 'proper' way to wear head coverings, some joked that he must have a case of Religious Asperger’s
by Faith Fixation August 12, 2024
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