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invisible hand

The effect of one's hand moving faster than the eye can see.
by David Gustafson June 7, 2004
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Invisible War

Often accidently called Deus Ex 2, Invisible War is a game set in the Deus Ex universe, 20 years after the Collapse (a series of fictional events portrayed at the end of the PCRPG Deus Ex.)

Although characters from Deus Ex are present, they are in no way connected with the plot of Deus Ex.

Unlike Deus Ex, Invisible War is not a CRPG, but a First-Person Adventure. The Hero/Heroine of the Adventure is Alex D., a test subject removed from Area 51 merely weeks before the collapse. The Player starts as being transferred out of Chicago during a massively-destructive Terrorist Attack by the Knights Templar. They must proceed to worldwide locations from Seattle to Antartica to learn about the conspiracy of the two factions the WTO and the Order.
At the end of the game, the player must choose who will rule the world by obeying their orders.

Although it is a decent game, it is shunned for it's inaccurate physics engine and frowned upon by Deus Ex.
Invisible War is a First-Person Adventure for the Xbox and PC
by Mincetro February 10, 2006
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Invisible Tophat

Where during the act of love, the male inconspicuously jizzes into the victims hair. So when the act of love is complete, the victim walks away unknowingly victimized.

Only two people in the world that are known to down this is:
1. The flash
2. Ryan Reynolds!

Due to the fact that Ryan Reynolds does not fuck. For he skull fucks the victims viciously. Where the victim is blinded by either physical damage, due to where he jabbed their eye sockets. Or where the victim is blinded by love!
-Ryan Reynolds blinded me by love, and know everybody is laughing at me!

- Invisible Tophat
by Nigger,Man October 28, 2010
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invisible hand

A natural force of nature that acts as a balancing mechanism when too much or too little of something occurs.

Originally used as an economics term, this can be also applied to any situation in which imbalance is restored to equilibrium without overt actions by someone.
After the juggalo convention began, the invisible hand of doom brought the ceiling down upon their fat painted heads.

Roy's incredibly foul body odor acted like an invisible hand repelling any person coming near him, which was fine by him since he hated people anyway.
by lank crankfurter June 9, 2004
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invisible hand

In Adam Smith's The Wealth of Nations, he describes an "invisible hand" which is a metaphor for the idea that people acting in their own private interests will improve society as a whole. This principle of capitalism is an integral part of the modern market economy.
...every individual necessarily labours to render the annual revenue of the society as great as he can. He generally, indeed, neither intends to promote the public interest, nor knows how much he is promoting it. By preferring the support of domestic to that of foreign industry, he intends only his own security; and by directing that industry in such a manner as its produce may be of the greatest value, he intends only his own gain, and he is in this, as in many other cases, led by an invisible hand to promote an end which was no part of his intention. Nor is it always the worse for the society that it was no part of it. By pursuing his own interest he frequently promotes that of the society more effectually than when he really intends to promote it. I have never known much good done by those who affected to trade for the public good. (Smith, <U>An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations</U>)
by Graham MacFarlane June 10, 2004
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Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011
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The invisible hand

A masturbation technique of sitting on your hand until it is numb, so that it feels like it is someone else.
I tried the invisible hand last night, but it didn't work for me
by Redsword1996 May 3, 2015
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