A person who flatters or compliments somebody in order to gain their trust or approval; a goal-oriented individual who wants to ascend a hierarchical system (in a corporation or otherwise), and accomplishes this by getting on good terms with people.
'Ass' is a common and somewhat rude term for a person's rear end. Someone who 'kisses ass' is willing to degrade himself in order to please others and get ahead.
'Ass' is a common and somewhat rude term for a person's rear end. Someone who 'kisses ass' is willing to degrade himself in order to please others and get ahead.
1) That ass-kisser, Peter, is always telling the boss how great he is.
2) Don't be such an ass-kisser; the boss doesn't even know you are alive anyway.
2) Don't be such an ass-kisser; the boss doesn't even know you are alive anyway.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
Get the ass-kisser mug.Me- "Oh god, you just got punched in the face by your own father Travis..."
Travis- "Yah Chase, I know."
Me- "Your dad's a real hard-ass."
Travis's Dad- "Fuck off."
Travis- "Yah Chase, I know."
Me- "Your dad's a real hard-ass."
Travis's Dad- "Fuck off."
by Hugh G. Dildeaux March 11, 2010
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Get the Ass-thief mug.A physical condition resulting from too much time in front of a computer. In males, computer ass results in muscular atrophy or a loss in muscle tone. In females, computer ass results in a disproportional flattening and spreading out of the lower cheeks.
The end result in either sex is not very sexy. People no longer look at their posteriors and go “DAMN!”
Computer ass is not to be confused with White-Guy Butt (WGB) which is a genetic condition most often affecting male Caucasians.
The end result in either sex is not very sexy. People no longer look at their posteriors and go “DAMN!”
Computer ass is not to be confused with White-Guy Butt (WGB) which is a genetic condition most often affecting male Caucasians.
Ex. 1: All this X-Box is giving me computer ass.
Ex. 2: Check out Shaniqua, she's got some major computer ass since she got broadband internet. No badunka dunk there anymore.
Ex. 2: Check out Shaniqua, she's got some major computer ass since she got broadband internet. No badunka dunk there anymore.
by ralph2k August 21, 2006
Get the Computer Ass mug.by sonny bono September 6, 2003
Get the tank ass mug.bob: what the ASS happend last night?
bill: that jenny girl gave me head.
bob: holy ASS!
bill: it was so ASSing hot
you can also your DICK in each of those sentences
bill: that jenny girl gave me head.
bob: holy ASS!
bill: it was so ASSing hot
you can also your DICK in each of those sentences
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