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ass-kisser

A person who flatters or compliments somebody in order to gain their trust or approval; a goal-oriented individual who wants to ascend a hierarchical system (in a corporation or otherwise), and accomplishes this by getting on good terms with people.

'Ass' is a common and somewhat rude term for a person's rear end. Someone who 'kisses ass' is willing to degrade himself in order to please others and get ahead.
1) That ass-kisser, Peter, is always telling the boss how great he is.

2) Don't be such an ass-kisser; the boss doesn't even know you are alive anyway.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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hard-ass

One who simply takes no shit off anyone. It is a status equivalent of gods.
Me- "Oh god, you just got punched in the face by your own father Travis..."

Travis- "Yah Chase, I know."

Me- "Your dad's a real hard-ass."

Travis's Dad- "Fuck off."
by Hugh G. Dildeaux March 11, 2010
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Ass-thief

noun. one who violently anal rapes another repetitively.
that guy in the prison showers is a total Ass-thief
by gavinator13 July 13, 2010
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Computer Ass

A physical condition resulting from too much time in front of a computer. In males, computer ass results in muscular atrophy or a loss in muscle tone. In females, computer ass results in a disproportional flattening and spreading out of the lower cheeks.

The end result in either sex is not very sexy. People no longer look at their posteriors and go “DAMN!”

Computer ass is not to be confused with White-Guy Butt (WGB) which is a genetic condition most often affecting male Caucasians.
Ex. 1: All this X-Box is giving me computer ass.

Ex. 2: Check out Shaniqua, she's got some major computer ass since she got broadband internet. No badunka dunk there anymore.
by ralph2k August 21, 2006
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tank ass

an ass so large that if you tried to assram it your penis would not penetrate the rectum.
by sonny bono September 6, 2003
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ASS

a word to say insted of fuck or somtimes shit
bob: what the ASS happend last night?

bill: that jenny girl gave me head.

bob: holy ASS!

bill: it was so ASSing hot

you can also your DICK in each of those sentences
by holyhotdicksfromhell October 20, 2009
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can't be assed

do you want to go out tonight?
No, I can't be assed
by janedoe7 December 11, 2009
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