cat valium

1.a type of date rape club drug usually used on animals
2. another word for ketamine
3. something you don't want slipped in your drink at a party

carol got some of that cat valium slipped in her coke last night and she was out cold.

cat valium by lilliaaan January 9, 2008

Cat Megex 

An aphrodisiac made of ground cat penis mixed with herbal essence.

Tom: Fuck I don't know I just can't get my dick hard off women anymore.
Jerry: Did you try some of that Cat Megex?
Tom: Is it better than viagara?
Jerry: For sure.

Cat Megex by Vanguts February 17, 2009

Cat Pandering 

Using cats or kittens in a YouTube video to get additional views. This strategy first became known in the movie "Funny People."

Mark: How did this get over 700,000 views!?
Leo: Because people love kittens, and it's a way for me to get my comedy out there.
Mark: That's completely unfair, it's just cat pandering.

Cat Pandering by montypark October 10, 2009

cat tease 

A person that leads a woman to believe that they will have sex with her, then doesn't. Or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesn't let her have it.
(i.e. the female equivalent of a "cock tease")

"His girlfriend showed up after dancing with me for hours. What a fucking cat tease."

or

"Damn lipsticks at this bar. All a bunch of cat teases just trying to get drinks."

cat tease by Brooklyn Girl April 24, 2015

cat in the basement 

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's day, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

cat in the basement by Uncle Dimma August 13, 2016

cat piss house 

A house that smells like cat pee even though there are no cats. The usual cause is that the occupants are cooking meth.

Don't go to that house down the street because it's a cat piss house!

cat piss house by Telephony December 23, 2017

Cat nonce 

Someone who puts out cat food to enable them to steal someone else cat

Oi Steele please don't cat nonce the next door neighbors cat

Cat nonce by Repro March 29, 2020