best fake friend 

a person who pretends to be your best friend forever when really they secretly hate you and talk about you behind your back.

girl 1- see you later bestie
girl 2- bye, love you (leaves)
girl 1- thank god that bitch is gone
girl 3- i thought you two were best friend forever
girl 1- no im just her best fake friend, honestly i hate her

best fake friend by gummybear0123456789 March 28, 2012

fake 

someone or something that is not what it seems ; a poser ; a fraud

something: a veggie burger..its not meat damnit
someone: avril lavigne....shes not punk fucking a.

fake by Flemthrower June 19, 2003

Fake MILF 

A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.

Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.

*Woman turns around*

Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.

Fake MILF by MichaelToTheJ December 28, 2008

fake in-laws 

Your sibling's spouce's family. ie. your brother's wife's parents. In-laws belonging to your brother or sister, but not to you.

People you have no obligation to see or spend time with, but have to put up with on a regular basis at functions or holidays. Though they really aren't your inlaws, they must be treated as such- just to keep everyone getting along.

The fake in-laws are coming to Thanksgiving, again?

I know- putting up with the brother-in-law is bad enough, without his whole family crashing in.

fake in-laws by Shumado July 1, 2011

pittsburgh fake 

The act in which A male is having sexual intercourse with another "Doggy Style" When the male is about to Jizz or "Cum" he then directs his penis out of the vagina or anus and spits on the partners back. Assuming the male has "Cum" the partner will look back at the male in much relief thus the male shoots his load into his partners face. One who is faking to cum in his partner by pulling out and spitiing saliva on the back and cuming in the face of the partner when he or she looks back. te name originated in 1996 when pittsburgh was at the superbowl, one of the best Quarter back sneaks took place hencing the Pittsburgh fake.

"The bitch did'nt please me not only her pussy smelt like shit so i busted a pittsburgh fake, she had the funniest face ever when she looked back at me after i jizzed all up on her face. she got mad when she realized i spit on her back:

pittsburgh fake by The Don Aleman August 14, 2006

pump fake

This sounds similar to the "gimp pirate" in which you do the above and after you come in her eye you kick her in the shin. Leaving her with her hand over her eye hopping on one leg... like a gimp pirate.

when I asked the guy who told me this if hed ever done it his response was "I never did it to my girlfriend," uhh realllly classy James...

pump fake by never been a gimp pirate January 29, 2004

fake the snake 

Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

“...and so he grabbed her pet snake, ran home, then JUMPED her later on in the night - all whist wearing a cop uniform...” He exclaimed.

“You used a fake the snake, didn’t you mate,” I remarked.

fake the snake by spughetti21 November 1, 2017