The Brannigan Doctrine 

Also known as "zerging", the Brannigan Doctrine is named for the eponymous Zap Brannigan, who threw "wave after wave" of his own men until the kill bots reached their natural kill limit and shut down.

The Brannigan Doctrine is a staple feature of Russian military "strategy", which appears to consist of throwing "wave after wave" of conscripts at smaller nations only to suffer humiliating casualties at the hands of technically inferior militaries. First seen in the Russo-Finnish war of 1939-40, and then again in the Russo-Ukrainian war.

The Brannigan Doctrine is a staple feature of Russian military "strategy"

The Brannigan Doctrine by Katharina Von Bora March 24, 2022

The broom closet ending

The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.

"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending

The broom closet ending by ThatOneHumann May 3, 2022

sharpen the beaver cleaver 

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

sharpen the beaver cleaver by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

got the bonus 

The unexpected release of solid or semi-solid fecal matter when farting.

Damn it, I've got to hit the shitter, I just got the bonus with that last fart!

got the bonus by MH555 August 7, 2005

bouncing the bearded clam 

a euphemism for female masturbation.

Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"

bouncing the bearded clam by Mel09 May 17, 2006

buff the bishop 

Same as spank the monkey and jack off (more common in the UK)

He had to buff the bishop after his date with the cute coed prude left him unfulfilled...

buff the bishop by Adam Doubleyou September 12, 2006

Eat the Bacon 

After going Straight to Pig you lick off your finger.

Jenny's ass was so nice, I had to eat the bacon.

Eat the Bacon by HorneyBob December 20, 2008