Definitions by HorneyBob

SIUOSMO 

Suck it up or Suck Me Off! Get over it, or blow me. SeeYouOhsMo

Matt was whining soo much I finally told him SIUOSMO dude.

SIUOSMO by HorneyBob January 15, 2009

Straight to Pig 

Fingering a girl in the ass, as in rooting around in the dirty hole.

I heard Jenny likes it dirty, so I bypassed the tuna taco and went straight to pig.

Straight to Pig by HorneyBob December 20, 2008

Eat the Bacon 

After going Straight to Pig you lick off your finger.

Jenny's ass was so nice, I had to eat the bacon.

Eat the Bacon by HorneyBob December 20, 2008