Air Sandwich 

An "Air" sandwich is a food product made of nothing at all. Normally it's consumed without the buns. Therefore, the eater is actually eating nothing at all.

We're so broke, we had air sandwiches for dinner.

Air Sandwich by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

smashed asshole sandwich 

Nasty stink mouth. The worst bad breath you ever smelled. Bad enough, you still smell it 10 minutes after the dude leaves.

Oh fuck me blind Faith. Did you talk to John this morning? He smells like he ate a smashed asshole sandwich.

smashed asshole sandwich by kingmarki December 10, 2006

dick sandwich

When ya ol' lady's been bangin' around, and you go down on her. Either side of the vagina represents the bread.

She packed up and left?

Yeah.

Where's she living.

With the new guy.

There's a new guy? She only left you this morning!

I know, I'd been eating the dick sandwich for the past year without realising.

With extra mayo.

Thanks.

dick sandwich by dicksandwichentryguy November 19, 2009

turd sandwich 

Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.

"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"

turd sandwich by ricflairismyfather October 3, 2005

Man Sandwich 

What happens when you ride 4 deep in the backseat of your friend's corolla, and get rear ended by an unattentive motorist.

So we were on our way to the football game, but some tool ran into us at a red light. It was my first experience in a man sandwich.

Man Sandwich by Rosenboom August 19, 2007

soup sandwich 

something that is so fucked up, that it reaches an impossible degree that its compared to a sandwich made out of soup.

dave peeing in that gurls but was more fucked up then a soup sandwich

soup sandwich by jim nasty April 4, 2005

scheisscream sandwich 

The act of consuming an ice cream sandwich while taking a shit. Derived from the German scheisse and the American ice cream sandwich

Man, some people think it's gross to eat and shit at the same time..but i'm a proud member of the Scheisscream Sandwich Club

scheisscream sandwich by esing002 October 16, 2008