yuppie water

Water infused with/steeped in fruits or vegetables for people who can't drink it straight.

Water infused with cucumber, water infused with blood oranges, water infused with coconut

Yuppie 1: Hey, have you heard of the new water at the Hydration Station?
Yuppie 2: No, but I'm excited already!
Bystander: Fuckin' yuppie water.

by Ian Broswell March 2, 2010

Dinner Water

When you go out to eat at a restaurant and all you order is a glass of water.

I skipped dinner last night. The crew went out to eat at some new fusion food restaurant and the menu was terrible, so I just ordered a Dinner Water.

by OnABeerBudget September 17, 2011

tranny water

The clear liquid cum produced by male-to-female transsexuals. This is caused by testosterone blockers or an orchiectomy, which cause there to be no white fluid (produced by the testicles).

My mistress fed me only tranny water for a month.

by SkaiSelachamorph January 25, 2014

Bottled Water

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016

golden water fountain

Urinating while receiving oral sex.

Brett loves when he gets a golden water fountain from his girlfriend Bree!

by KK Stanky Peach January 1, 2018

Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

Game & Watch

A teeny tiny console or series of consoles released by Nintendo between the beginning of the 80s and the start of the 90s. The little rectangle with a screen and some buttons was designed to be both a game and a watch, leading to the name. Most variations gave you the choice of playing one of two games, titled Game A and Game B. Various different Game & Watches were released, ranging from a game called 'Ball' where you simply juggle black balls to a game called 'Manhole' where you play as some sort of freaky unnatural sewer monster and you must save the wandering pedestrians from tumbling into the water with the platforms you so luckily have with you.

The Game & Watch was also the inspiration behind the two-dimensional organism Smash fighter Mr. Game & Watch, who was introduced in the debatably best debatably shit-stain game in the series, Super Smash Bros. Melee. His fighting moves represent all of the different Game & Watch games in a very fun and unique way.

As a Mr. Game & Watch main myself, I know he's pretty fuckin' cool.

My favourite Game & Watch title is Mario's Cement Factory, the one where Mario owns a cement factory for some reason.

by Penroze December 20, 2018