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Water infused with/steeped in fruits or vegetables for people who can't drink it straight.
Water infused with cucumber, water infused with blood oranges, water infused with coconut

Yuppie 1: Hey, have you heard of the new water at the Hydration Station?
Yuppie 2: No, but I'm excited already!
Bystander: Fuckin' yuppie water.
by Ian Broswell March 02, 2010
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In the summer, the pretentious couple drinks yuppie water instead of going to Starbucks.
by redhed311 April 14, 2005
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