Lurky-reader

People on the Internet who lurk around reading tons of posts on social networks and other sites without even once making a comment or contributing to it

"Saw the whole tybattle you had with Simon on lea 's picture." "why didn't you comment? "' nah, I'm more of a lurky-reader"

by Conjuringwords April 1, 2015

a reader

When you and your squad have a group message going on, and one night they decide to turn up. But one or more members of your squad can't or doesn't want to go. So the following day he has to suffer and read the turn up that happen the night before of his squad. Therefore at that moment he becomes a reader.

White whiskers: damn that night was legit i got f**ked up!

Dj Tapatio: FR those two bitches where hot AF huh!!

Ed: yeah they were fine AF!!!

white whiskers: yeah *meow*

Gizmo: lmao

Dj tapatio: should've gone gizmo..

Ed: yeah fr giz

white whiskers: your a reader now!!

by LeWildRoger August 7, 2015

Comic Read

Is generally for women who are performing a blowjob but due to a disinterest starts to read his underwear (normally comic book related underwear).

I got so bored during the blowjob I started to comic reading his boxers.

by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016

back reader

a person who reads back all group message so that he could catch up with the latest topic.

bro1. oh sh**, got too drunk and woke up with 100++ messages. i what is he saying?
bro2. hahaha back reader!

by dex123456 June 17, 2016

kayleigh read

A living breathing wax museum...pores are actually makeup foundation. Booty and Boobs are really🎈

I think I want to buy some more makeup.
You mean some Kayleigh Read?

by D_conatser27 May 18, 2016

Smart Reads

Brilliant short little information vehicles that pound and exorbitant amount of knowledge in a minuscule amount of time so you can learn about topics quickly and gain a 360 degree view of the world to see wtf is actually going on in this place...

"Dude, I was pounding more information than coffee this morning with 'Smart Reads.' I feel tapped into the future of humanity and 3 steps away from solving our planets pollution problem."

"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."

by Ant Hive February 21, 2017

Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.

I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.

by ko0tje August 12, 2017