Rehad

1) Rehad is a loyal man who knows how to treat a women right
2) Can help you with anything when you have a problem

You should go to Rehad he can help you in anyway

Rehad by Old horse June 24, 2020

Rehad

Rehad is one in a million, he's unexpected, but soon you'll realise he's exactly the person filling in all the things you were missing in life. He's a new level of perfect and the most caring person ever. Abit of a baby, but he has the softest heart. Also, don't make him sad, if you do, ice cream and unconditional love will fix it but just don't make him sad cause his crying face is dangerous. He's the smartest person you know, especially at maths, a big nerd with the cutest baby face. Also, don't fall for the cute eyes, or you're done for. The only thing you need to know is how to tie shoe laces and give good cuddles to keep a rehad :)

rehad is the most perfect person
also a human baby

Rehad by onlyyours<3 August 17, 2022

ready to risk it all!

“Ready to risk it all!” describes a state of mind wherein an individual has completely lost all rationality and sense of inhibition in a situation that could quite possibly end or ruin his life or career forever. It’s all about: forbidden behavior in too public a place; with too many lights; too many cameras; and waaaaaaaay too many witnesses.

It was his last night as a bachelor and all of the dancers knew it. Redheads were is Kryptonite and by the time “Red” had finished her lap dance he was ready to risk it all!

ready to risk it all! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 28, 2023

I'm Too Young And Not Ready 

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle. Spreading awareness about teenage pregnancy helps young girls understand the importance of waiting.

Thuggizzle has an outreach program called I'm Too Young And Not Ready for teenagers who get pregnant.

I'm Too Young And Not Ready by He ain't through with me yet April 5, 2019

Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.

Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022

Hoe ready 

When you're looking nice, have big/somewhat big muscles and a body fat percentage of 12% or less. This term was popularized by the YouTuber "Chris Jones" of Pump Chasers and Physiques of Greatness.

Person 1: "bro, let's go to the beach, I'm hoe ready!"

Person 2: "Yeah man, let's show those cuts for the sluts!"
Person 1:" Obliques for the freaks! "
Person 2:"I have that V-tapor, that make the hoes want to rape ya!"

Hoe ready by FORDBEAR July 19, 2016

pageant ready look 

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.

Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.

pageant ready look by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020