11 definition by BrokenDragon

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Is a moment when a person has beaten the odds but has still lost for not seeing the bigger picture.

Shorten version(s): EWUWUL / WBL
You have lost this battle.
You have defeated only a small portion of our army.
Even when you win you lose.
by BrokenDragon January 09, 2016

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Is the act of lying on a person's back and fingering two girls sitting with each hand.
I dumbell'd them dude.
by BrokenDragon December 06, 2015

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When a person decides to fully committed to a night out and needs two days to recover instead of one.
I might need a two day recovery after that night out.
by BrokenDragon December 23, 2015

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A fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a male by a large number of women.
He wanted to know what the opposite of a bukkake video was, we showed him Kakeru.
by BrokenDragon December 06, 2015

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Is where a person puts a double ended dildo full length inside of them to the point where they are able to close their anus.
Where did it go?
She pulled a disappearing act on it.
by BrokenDragon December 06, 2015

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When a man takes a woman's virginity but instead of a small amount of blood, a large amount covers the entire tip of the man's penis causing a "red hood" to cover it.
Aww~ man, she gave me a red hood last night.
by BrokenDragon November 24, 2015

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Is an alternative name for "Ginger Bread Man"
I just picked up some "Red Head Men" they're delicious.
by BrokenDragon December 23, 2015

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