stiffy and tippy 

when a person of the male gender has a large erection (stiffy), and needs to urinate , cannot sit down due to the stiffness,and unable to point his "stiffy", down all the way to make the urine into the toilet, he must stand on his tippy toes to get the right angle to urinate into the toilet . ussually takes place in the morning or right before sexual intercourse.

bro, had a stiffy this morning that wouldn't go away, had to stiffy and tippy it before my bladder exploded .

sorry for peeing all of the toilet , didn't realize I had to stiffy and tippy it until it was to late.

stiffy and tippy by Erewflow July 28, 2013

Cosmo Fuck Tips 

"Scientific" fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with orgasms. Such as:
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.

Our sexual life? Awesome!!! We follow scientific Cosmo fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine. You know... sex is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin C.

Cosmo Fuck Tips by rperazag May 6, 2010

tippy butt 

Stretching to one's reaching limits while remaining in a seated position.

I didn't have to get up out of my chair to reach it, but I was way up on my tippy butt.

tippy butt by Jeff H March 24, 2005

Brown Bear tipper 

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.

John Connor is a Brown Bear tipper

Brown Bear tipper by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

cow tipping

A hypothetical activity in which cows sleeping while standing up at night are tipped over by a modest exertion of force by (an often inebriated) person. This activity is believed to be physically impossible to accomplish for any reasonable large cow. Most commonly it is played as an in joke among rural people to make fun of urban folks who do not know any better and can be easily convinced that it is possible.

See Snipe Hunt.

Joe and I got plastered and went out cow-tipping. What a blast!

cow tipping by Bill Martin October 29, 2003

Tipperary

One of the foremost counties in Ireland.
producer of the finest hurling teams in the countries history.
It has managed to escape from all of that tourist crap they get in Kerry and Galway.

Go on Tipperary, beat those Limerick bastards into the ground

Tipperary by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Tipsy Teeth 

The state when someone has been drinking and their teeth begin to feel strange and numb.

Jim - Ahh man this booze sucks, i'll need about ten glasses to get drunk
Oli - works for me, ive already got tipsy teeth

Tipsy Teeth by Kermit123 May 29, 2009