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Douche Factory 

A factory in which underpaid workers work full time to produce douchebags.
Jim works at the douche factory all day long being underpaid and working his ass off by providing this world with douchebags only to come home to his wife who then proceeds to yell at him for not making enough money making douchebags.
Douche Factory by C to the O December 26, 2006
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douche bag 

A rugby playing, clothes too tight wearing, Blind Pig Tavern working prick.
Marc Petrini is a super-mega-ultra douche bag.
douche bag by meatwad April 6, 2005

douche nozzle 

Tool used to clean out dirty, smelly vaginas.
JP's finger sees more dirty cooch than a douche nozzle at a mexican whore house.
douche nozzle by The Greg July 1, 2004

Douche Bag 

Im so happy that Douche Bag is out of office!
Douche Bag by Mike Brothers February 8, 2009

douche bag 

1. A combination of water and vinegar used for vaginal flushing.
2. Slang for a person (most generally a male)with the most abhorrent and annoying personal charateristics. Douchebags may possibly play rap loud music with their car windows down, wear oversized and sagging or ripped jeans, wear collars up, and wears sideways hats. Douchebags typically have low self-esteem (although appear to have an inflated ego), low IQ (alhtough think they know everything), and small penises (though are constantly talking about how large their's are). Douchbags attempt compensate for their shortcomings by their choice of vehicle. They may drive lowriders, suped-up japanese compact sedans (like in The Fast and the Furious), crotch-rockets, or lifted trucks. The demographic profile of the typical douchbag is an upper-middle class white male in his late teens to early 30s, unmarried with no children and still living at home with his parents and in a college dorm. He may hold a series of low-paying jobs and/or attend community college or a university, where he maintains a low grade point average and quite possibly is in a fraternity and/or is a "student/athlete."
"Get a life, douche bag"

K-Fed is a douche bag
douche bag by Matkauz December 14, 2008

douche donut 

A donut filled with douche chunks.
Tommy ate a douche donut last night for dinner.
douche donut by Jordan Simning November 11, 2006

Douche Canoe 

The worst kid of douche imaginable.

This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.
1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.
Douche Canoe by Stigmata. September 20, 2008