ninja jack

The ninja jack. The act of jacking off silently (quickly in most cases) and without those around you knowing that you had even done so.

Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).

Girl: "Hey, so anyways my day blah blah blah"
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"

Ninja jack successful.

Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"

Almost.

by The Noob Tuber April 2, 2010

Jack Hughes

An extremely hot hockey player who can get it

Jack hughes is sexy PERIOD!!

by emss March 28, 2020

Jacked Stiff

1. Jacked Stiff = Basically Killed, Dead, Finito. If someone Jacks you stiff, your dead (or beat up really bad.)

2. "Jack Stiff" can also be used as a name for someone who is living such a reckless lifestyle that they will soon be dead.

3. Jack you stiff = can be a threat.

eg. 1. ..Dumb-ass was running with the Bulls in Pamplona and got Jacked Stiff.

eg. 2. Mikey: you heard about that fool that messed with Tiny?
Tommy: Yeah, that motherfucker got Jacked Stiff!

eg. 3. This is your last chance, you mess up this time and I'll Jack you stiff!

by FilmWordz September 12, 2010

Jack harlow

Jack harlow one of the finest niggas in the rap game🤤

Hi jack harlow

by that/niggafromtexas August 15, 2021

Jack of Hearts

Jack of Hearts is a gay/bi non-white man, who only dates and/or sexually interested in white men.

"Hey, think I should ask out this twink?"
"Naw, man. He only likes White boys, a Jack of Hearts."

by Iwriteslangs January 1, 2022

Hungry Jacks

exactly the same as Burger King... just better... like, it actually tastes good... and it's in Australia... you heard me!!

"Yo, burger king is shit, yo!"
"Yer, let's go Hungry Jack's!"
"YO MOMMA!!"

by tozza September 28, 2003

Uncle Jack

to take with out asking permission.

Are you a winner or a loser? If you are a winner you will go ahead and Uncle Jack that last piece of chicken.

by shabagames March 7, 2007