Madagascar Face Cream

Seamen. Also known as Cum, Seminal Fluid, Jizz, Splooge New Clam Man Chowder. Madagascar because its natives do not have enough money to get regular face cream so they use cum instead to smooth their skin out and rid it of acne.

Last night I shot a load of Madagascar face cream all over Mrs. Whalen's chunky tits.

Madagascar Face Cream by TheNightHawk October 14, 2009

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ice cream

a good song by Raekwon feat. Cappadonna, Ghostface Killah, and Method Man on the album Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...

Watch these rap niggaz get all up in your guts
French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe
Even caramel sundaes is gettin' touched
And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up

ice cream by Cursayer November 8, 2007

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Ice Cream

A funny way to say "sex".

Girl 1: After he had cake we went out for some ice cream, it was fantastic!
Girl 2: Hahaha.

Ice Cream by Jokingly-CreatingWords3 June 20, 2010

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horse cream

A hand lotion that smells like horses.
Often mistaken for 'jizz' or 'cum'.

*Eugene: Is that horse cream your rubbing on your bum?
*Frankie-Todd: Why yes. Yes it is.

* (Names have been changed)

horse cream by Sexy-Geraldine December 9, 2008

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Krusty Cream Doughnut

When a couple engages in vag-sex sporadically in public, and the guy blows his load in her, and they just get up and walk away like nothing ever happened, and the receiver doesn't have time to clean the mess inside her, and it dries up and gets all crusty.

"So I just cleaned up my Krusty Cream Doughnut from when my husband did me in the car right before we went into my mom's house for dinner."

Krusty Cream Doughnut by Steve Radz May 18, 2008

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whip cream insemination

the introduction of whip cream into the female uterus.

you just got a dose of whip cream insemination

whip cream insemination by MangaGate February 25, 2011

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hot ice cream

A sexual act similar to felching that requires breast milk instead of semen.

"We need to come up with a new sex fetish."
"How about something involving breast milk?"
"You mean like squirting it up someone's ass, then sucking it back out?"
"So... Hot ice cream?"
"YES!"

hot ice cream by empresss@hotmail.com October 24, 2011

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