microplatinum

used to describe a flop of a musical effort by implying that the album sold literally 10 copies:

micro = 1 / 1,000,000

platinum = 10,000,000

micro*platinum = 10

Jane: Hey, have you heard that new D.J. Hairy Henry album?

John: D.J. who?

Jane: Hairy Henry. He has like 4 CDs out.

John: Yeah? 4 CDs? Well I guess he wanted to add another
microplatinum album to his collection.

by crazyguy June 16, 2008

microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something stupid into an available microphone.

I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.

by broncogunner August 21, 2008

Microcast

A very short Podcast limited to 30 seconds. Like twitter for Podcasting.

I just subscribed to a microcast that gives me my daily horoscope.

by kaifang June 2, 2009

Micromouth

When you can't decide a name for your Xbox-live account so you let Microsoft decide

"I had no idea what to put so I Micromouthed it."

by VisoningLime March 19, 2010

MicroWordCheck

The act of opening a Microsoft word document. By doing this You can open documents that will be in your saved folder.

Jacob MicroWordCheck your documents.

Have you MicroWordCheck ever?

by DoctorLoveee January 19, 2011

Microwave Nut

1. A Quick nut.

2. A dude that Cums quick.

aka Two Hump Chump

You know that nigga jerome right?

Ya, Why?

Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.

by rastaaaaaaa February 21, 2011

Microsoftmore

A boss

Microsoftmore is a boss

by CanadianBacon69 June 1, 2011