Mayonnaise Lesbian 

A homosexual that panics when someone of the same gender is interested in them. Mayonnaise Lesbians attempt to slide away, out of pure panic

Person 1: just tell her that you like her back
Mayonnaise Lesbian: aaaah nooo
Person 1: you're such a Mayonnaise Lesbian

Mayonnaise Lesbian by GodConfirms February 27, 2020

Ur Dad Lesbian 

An amazing comeback to “ur mom gay” this phrase will also warp the time continuum.

Lenard: ur mom gay
Latrice: ur dad lesbian
*thanos engulfs half the planet”

Ur Dad Lesbian by Thanoseater April 4, 2019

Penis Car Lesbian

It is Dick Van Dyke’s modern name
- Dick is a penis
- Van is a car
- Dike is a rude way of saying a lesbian

Person 1:Hey I love the Chimney man in Marry Poppins. What is his name in real life?
Person 2: Penis Car Lesbian

Penis Car Lesbian by Absent Shadow April 19, 2019

screw you guys im king lesbian 

when your local kwel jewish friend is in love with his lesbian teacher but yet doesnt know what lesbain means so---

Kyle "screw you guys im KING lesbian"

screw you guys im king lesbian by YourNewFather November 19, 2021

E-lesbian

A girl who acts like she is interested in other girls on a forum or message board, although she is straight in real life. The site is usually one that it is populated by mainly guys (such as sportbike forums), and it is done to be an attention whore.

"She acted like she wanted to meet up with the other girl, but when they met, she said she was actually just an E-lesbian, and had no real interest in girls"

E-lesbian by Moto_Joe January 22, 2008

Thespian Lesbian

Thespian Lesbian is any straight woman who acts attracted to or performs sexual acts on another woman for a camera or filming, especially for videos like "Girls Gone Wild."

Janie says she only likes men, but when the camera goes on, she will eat muff like a goat eats grass; she is a real thespian lesbian.

Thespian Lesbian by TooSick4U November 14, 2006

princes dina cub lesbian 

a girl from 7E who can NOT shut her moth

princes: heheheheh hi gius i lov u les marry and hav 12 kids
me: stop being such a princes dina cub lesbian

princes dina cub lesbian by uncleyesa January 16, 2019