1 definition by GodConfirms
A homosexual that panics when someone of the same gender is interested in them. Mayonnaise Lesbians attempt to slide away, out of pure panic
Person 1: just tell her that you like her back
Mayonnaise Lesbian: aaaah nooo
Person 1: you're such a Mayonnaise Lesbian
Mayonnaise Lesbian: aaaah nooo
Person 1: you're such a Mayonnaise Lesbian
by GodConfirms February 27, 2020