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telesnort

when a person fills a bendy straw with drugs, inserts the smaller end to another persons nostril and blows quickly to blast them directly to the brain.
I want this shit to hit me quick. Will you give me a telesnort?
by jon.o July 25, 2009
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Telesford

1. Often known as the sexiest of all sexy beasts. Females know this person as the "other God of love". Giggity. Makes females horny on contact whether by plain speech or flirtation. Gives females orgasms by looking at them. Plain beast of love.

2. Very powerful name. This person often demands respect. If not given, this person will either resort to brain power or use his/her body power. Often known to be dangerous by either method.

3. A smart person, usually the top of his class, who doesn't particularly like to fight, although in a dangerous situation, will unleash his/her inner beast, like a tiger he/she will destroy the person starting with the face and ending with the destruction of the person.

4. this person is usually the best friend of a Martinez or a Jackman or a Smith.
"Did you see Telesford the other day. He/she totally got me hot and bothered when he/she walked past me."

"I know. He/she totally demands respect."
by joeman1642 April 7, 2009
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Ole Tommy Tees

A t-shirt company whose motto is "Start the Party" and their t-shirts reflect that.
Dude, where did you get that shirt? I got it from Ole Tommy Tees! Nice!, Start the Party!
by George Maclin August 24, 2011
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busted tees

A company that uses hot teenagers, some wearing thongs, to sell t-shirts

<---look over there<--- I bet there is that girl who has that light blue shirt on that says "more cowbell" and a black thong.
Kid A: "Did you see that new 'Busted Tees' girl?"
Kid B: "Yep. I masturbated to her last night."
Kid A: "Oh, I masturbated to you."
Kid B: "Dude you're gross!"
by Ur Mom! April 9, 2006
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Tenesha

a sweet little cute child who has hard feelings
by Tenesha October 13, 2003
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Tejeswi

Dude, you see that girl right there? She's a tejeswi because she thinks she's all that. She's got attitude dripping from her sides man.
by yomama10101 July 7, 2011
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Mother Teresa

A person who is publicly charitable for personal gain.
Dave is such a Mother Teresa. Did you see him flashing the cash at that benefit gig with his new girlfriend?
by TrismegistusIII August 14, 2016
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