Shit tasking

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.

Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long

Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job

by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018

Semi-tasking

To do multiple tasks at once, not really putting in much concentration nor effort.

I had so much to do yesterday that I was only semi-tasking most of it, so I basically got nothing done.

by Shortimous April 21, 2018

Equi-task

To allot equal time to several different tasks, each exclusively and in sequence. The opposite of multi-tasking, it encourages equal division of remaining time into regular chunks and assignation to each chunk a single task to be focused on exclusively. This is the opposite of the multi-tasking approach that tries to balance focus on all objectives concurrently.

"The human mind is not equipped to multi-task, but it can equi-task as though the software was written for the hardware in direct machine language."

"Equi-tasking is the load-balancing of executive time management."

by OwenF August 7, 2014

Task Tuesday

The day after Sussy Sunday and Mogus Monday. After it comes Wires Wednesday.

🚨🚨ATTENTION CREWMATES🚨🚨
IT IS TASK TUESDAY 📆

DO YOUR TASKS 🛠️

OR BE EJECTED FOR ACTING SUS

by Joker the Fortnite God February 28, 2022

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

Snacka task

snacka taskigt, när någon talar illa om en person, så svarar man sluta snacka task

1-"du är ful!"
2-"sluta snacka task"

by snacka task June 1, 2017

nega-tasking

A term used by douche bags to show their discontent with fake issues. Those who use this term tend to be pig headed democrats that know nothing about real issues, they just waste their useless lives sitting at home alone blogging because they know that no one around would talk to them for any other reasons.

I was nega-tasking today about Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and the majority of US citizens opposing health care reform.

by The only level headed one January 19, 2011