Spotify Adverts

One of the worst things in existence. It happens when you can't afford Spotify Premium, and most of the adverts are about the most random things. They also lie to you. When they say to watch a really long advert for 30 minutes without adverts, do not listen to them.

Person 1: Ugh, I just got two Spotify Adverts in a row. One was about how they're hiring prison chaplains, and the other was about Co-op Funeral Care.
Person 2: If the prisoners kill you, at least you'll have a good funeral!

by WinsomCash June 11, 2023

spotify

An escape from the outside world. or a common method to.

I love spotify.

(escaping ^ from the outside world)

by richd4g July 17, 2024

Spotify/drug butt neighbors

Idiot neighbors that blast bass at night in a trailer park

Teenage drugasses that suck at night sometimes just drugasses or drugbutts

Crack smoking neighbors that blast bass and deal drugs next to your house.

"Next time I hear your dogs barkin I'll shoot'cha bitches"

Bruh call em Spotify/drug butt neighbors

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

spotify

personal therapy

i love spotify.

by chair gnawer December 27, 2023

Spotify Premium

how spotify annoys you into giving them your wallet

"Want a break from the ads?"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"

by ytlaser12334455 September 30, 2023

spotify

A music streaming app and website. There's a free version with ads, and a premium version without them (plus unlimited skips on songs).

Person A: What's your Spotify username? I wanna follow you.
Person B: I don't have it, I use Apple Music.
Person A: Wow, you should use Spotify. It's so much better.

by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023

Spotify whore

A man or woman who has many followers on Spotify. A Spotify whore gives you hope by pretending they love through music but they have this connection with 15 people.

Jake shares his music with every girl he knows, he’s such a Spotify whore.

by Shookalaka October 20, 2023