Storking

When you go to the bathroom, jack off and put the cum in your mouth. You then go back out and eat your girl out. Thus impregnating her via mouth to pussy.

Tim: How did Becky get pregnant?
John: I was storking her.

by LooseId January 28, 2016

Storking

The act of stretching ones scrotal sack over another man's genitalia aka dick and balls.

Tommy was excited because he was about to enjoy a good storking.

by IAreCleverPup November 26, 2016

swonking

The action of doing something completely badass without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if drunk, high, or simply really euphoric or excited.

Dude 1: Holy crap! Oh my god! Holy crap! Oh my god!
Dude 2: (To Dude 3) Jesus Christ! How many pills did he swallow?
(Dude 1 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Shit! He high AF dude, he be swonking!

by HitlerOfGrammar June 16, 2016

swocking

large population of butterflies that swarm toward your vehicle in some gorgeous suicidal tendencies.

Look at the monarchs so beautiful...oh god they are swocking towards our car dying by the hundreds

by jerseygirl13 May 30, 2016

Sporking

The act of spooning one's significant other with or while experiencing an erection.

Karen just wanted to spoon, but John planned on sporking.

by Jean Christophe May 31, 2017

Sporking

When a male shares a bed with a female in a spoon position and has an erection.

Tommy thought he was gonna get laid but he just ended sporking all night.

by buckethead_22 June 29, 2017

Storking

When your nipples are so hard the extend out
Can happen from cold water,snow,etc

The water park was so cold I felt storking on my chest

by Danielelbarbs July 17, 2017