Skip to main content

Swording

Two men, in the crab position, getting it on. Much like two women scissoring.
Those two gentlemen were swording on the dance floor.
by Getsomewhiteshirt November 24, 2018
mugGet the Swording mug.

Swording

The use of a sword
I'm going swording later
by Dappy15 February 14, 2009
mugGet the Swording mug.

swording

The act of touching sword tips whilst in wheat.

As seen on Good Mythical More episode #878. And youresoloud edit "touching squirrel tips - kiki's s'mores #2". Both on YouTube.
We're swording in the wheat.
we're swwording in the-in the wheet
we're soording in the weet
by wootwoot321 June 26, 2019
mugGet the swording mug.

Swording

When anyone uses swear words in conversation, that person can said to be swording
Guy 1 : Man, you look so stressed out today
Guy 2 : Yeah dude, my boss is the culprit, he was swording all day long on everyone
by bulbasaur31 May 24, 2016
mugGet the Swording mug.

swording

to enter a the female form with such vigour and ferocity it feels like shes been penetrated with a 3 foot long steel samurai
"oh my gosh, i pulled this beast of man who took me back to his place and gave me a swording i'll never forget!"
by peter bamford May 22, 2006
mugGet the swording mug.

Swording the Wall

When a man is having intercourse in doggy style (vaginal or anal). Right before his moment of release he pulls out and spreads the females ass cheeks open and climaxes in the middle. Then he places his slowly softening penis in the middle and proceeds to spread up and down.
Brandon: Hey! Dude last night I was having some rough sex and was totally swording the wall. Her cheeks were stuck together all night!

Tyler: Nice.
by lilman33 October 25, 2011
mugGet the Swording the Wall mug.

half swording

The act of grabbing the blade of a sword, usually a long sword, in close quarters combat. Seen a lot in the movie Ironclad. Since a broad or long sword is not made to be razor sharp, pinching the blade a specific way allows you grab the blade without cutting your hand. It is also used as a way to disarm an oppenent who is not expecting you to gsrab their sword or has just been wounded.
Hey do you see that guy half swording at the renaissance festival?
by shinwa98 March 17, 2014
mugGet the half swording mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email