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schlock

One who is very hairy and ape like.

One who is prone to scare small children, women, and the elderly.
Schlock scared the woman before molesting her.
by nwblmx May 15, 2003
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SHLOCK

Acronym; spat/sprayed hot liquid over computer keyboard.
See also SHLOMM; SHMUCK
That was so funny I shlock - ed.
by ketanga February 20, 2007
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Shlock

DAYUM, he put that shlock to good use last night ;!
by beccaisapunk November 30, 2011
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scrocks

The deodorizing man part hammock that allows uranus to be a safe sanctuary.
My balls are sweating like crazy, I'm glad I have my Scrocks on.

Do you know if they sell Scrocks at Sears?
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gentleman's clock weights

The southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.
Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"
by Fatlad August 17, 2007
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shlock

Insult for a person who shows a lack of concern for problems.

People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.
He doesn't care about the desperate at all, that fucking shlock!
by paulnicholson August 10, 2008
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schlock

An unsophisticated guy that does something like walk out of his house barefoot while eating a sandwich to get his mail. Will spoil your view. Has a cocky attitude and thinks all women love him when the reality is women are just tolerating him.
Damn, look at that schlock eating his sandwich. What a slob!
by Sugarmomma November 7, 2006
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