One who is very hairy and ape like.
One who is prone to scare small children, women, and the elderly.
One who is prone to scare small children, women, and the elderly.
by nwblmx May 15, 2003
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by beccaisapunk November 30, 2011
Get the Shlock mug.My balls are sweating like crazy, I'm glad I have my Scrocks on.
Do you know if they sell Scrocks at Sears?
Do you know if they sell Scrocks at Sears?
by Your mom's favorite child May 27, 2010
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Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"
by Fatlad August 17, 2007
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People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.
People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.
by paulnicholson August 10, 2008
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