parking moron

A person who takes up more parking space than is needed for his car, so that other people cannot park alongside.
Guy1: Hey, look, this moron parked his ass between the spots! There was a space for four cars - now it's just two!

Guy2: Yeah, these parking morons must be punished... Why don't you flatten his tires?
by fabiana November 17, 2009
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Moron's dozen

Nine. The short alternative to the baker's dozen.
I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
by kloiterra August 10, 2010
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Moron Sauce

A way to describe something that is more moronic then just regular moron. When the word moron is simply insufficient to describe just how idiotic something is.
Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!
by AEI June 04, 2007
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fucking moron

A pejorative term for someone who knows absolutely nothing about fucking.
It came to light that he had never had sex before but somehow it just seemed cruel to label him a fucking moron.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 08, 2020
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moronic jizzrag

someone that has a bad hairdoe, usually acts like a moron and smells of jizz. commonly known as the retarded asshole that usually ruins the highlight of your day
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Moron Sauce

A way to describe someone or something that is more moronic then just regular moron. When the word moron is simply insufficient to describe the level of idiocy that someone or something has achieved.
Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!
by AEI June 13, 2007
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bloody moron

Usually an insult from a British person as insult to someone's intelligence
Get out of my fucking way you bloody moron
by Who.gvs.a.fuk May 18, 2016
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