Life Guru

A person who teaches others about how to live a successful and appreciative life.

Thank goodness Alex is a life guru, otherwise I would have made some horrible mistakes when I was younger.

The life guru has provided me with several positive guidelines to set me towards a better life.

by Gunchicken August 9, 2009

The Guru

One of the best bands in the fucking universe. A 4-piece 'Disco rock' band from Connecticut that knows how to put on a psychedelic show! They just released their debut album 'Native Sun' this year!

Disco Daughter off The Guru's Native Sun album is one tight ass track!

by ThatRandomGuy69 July 18, 2011

MMA Guru

A plus size mossad agent by the name of Kyle Antony Mee. He once served the high jewish order before the disappearance of his right hand man rigo.

The MMA Guru ate all the food in the buffet l

by OBESITY PIGJEW September 4, 2023

Management Guru

Someone who earns large amounts of money by repeating catchphrases, ambiguous one-liners, portmanteaus, oxymorons, contrived acronyms, and buzzwords mostly coined by someone else, in front of a large number of intellectually illiterate and ambitious wannabes, who stick to a suit even in tropical climes as if their life depended on it. In other words, a management guru is a failed stand-up comedian without a heart.

There comes the management guru; lame, unfunny, and a total stereotype.

by creativevoyeur April 22, 2012

Youtube Guru

that procrastinator from school or at work that happens to know every interesting video on youtube.

Hey man check out this video I found on youtube. Mark your such a youtube guru!

by hardhitr3 November 11, 2009

Jai Guru DevA Om

From the Famous Beatles song 'Accross the Universe'

Translation from Sandscript:

Jai translates to praise or honor.
Guru translates to teacher.
Deva translates to Godess.

Deva in 'Across the Universe' ends in A in this song. Actual translation is femine. (i.e. Goddess)
Goddess is the Divine Mother of the Universe (hence Across the Universe)

Om of course is the sound of the universe resonating all around us.

Jai Guru DevA Om
Nothing's gonna change my world.

kelly: are you a feminist now or do you still have a religion?
marcy: i'm a practicing jai guru deva om

by marcY\rock February 17, 2010

gudja guru

When something is totally excellent!

That was gudja motherfucking guru!

by Dirt Dogg March 15, 2005