An absolutely ridiculous theory, because believing that a magical wizard created everything simply makes more sense.
Wizard evolution
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Some notable evolutionists were: Charles Darwin (who denounced his belief in it), Steven Hawking (he helps change it every other week with space-time theories), and a small percentage of public school teachers who actually believe the textbook is the truth.
Some notable evolutionists were: Charles Darwin (who denounced his belief in it), Steven Hawking (he helps change it every other week with space-time theories), and a small percentage of public school teachers who actually believe the textbook is the truth.
Creationist: I believe God made the world.
Evolutionist: IGNORANT!!!! IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ARE JUST IGNORANT TO THE FACTS!
Creationist: The facts are?
Evolutionist: RABBIT EMBRYOS AND HUMAN EMBRYOS LOOK ALIKE SO THERE!
Creationist: So, because things look alike, that means they are related to each other and one evolved from another?
Evolutionist: Hold up, just got word the theories been changed, the monkeys turned into fish first, so that means the rabbits are.....
Creationist: Yup. Total proof.
Evolutionist: IGNORANT!!!! IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ARE JUST IGNORANT TO THE FACTS!
Creationist: The facts are?
Evolutionist: RABBIT EMBRYOS AND HUMAN EMBRYOS LOOK ALIKE SO THERE!
Creationist: So, because things look alike, that means they are related to each other and one evolved from another?
Evolutionist: Hold up, just got word the theories been changed, the monkeys turned into fish first, so that means the rabbits are.....
Creationist: Yup. Total proof.
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Adverb: 1. Pertaining to evolutionary functions as they apply to stupid behaviour. The death of an individual in the pursuit of a particularly stupid stunt or activity, thereby eradicating their stupid genes from the human gene pool (especially if the individual has not yet bred) - cf survival of the fittest; genetic adaptation.
It is in the interests of the survival of humans as a whole that such people die in the pursuit of these actions, as otherwise they may reproduce and therefore pass on these stupid genes to their offspring.
2. Adaptation; changes occurring across an entire species as it adapts to its environment.
It is in the interests of the survival of humans as a whole that such people die in the pursuit of these actions, as otherwise they may reproduce and therefore pass on these stupid genes to their offspring.
2. Adaptation; changes occurring across an entire species as it adapts to its environment.
'Hopefully the dumb Australian explorers Burke and Wills did not breed prior to dying evolutionarily. It would not be in the Darwinian interests of the species for such idiots to have children.'
'It was only a matter of time before Steve Irwin died evolutionarily. Unfortunately he left sprogs behind - hopefully they will not be as dumb as he was.'
'Evolutionarily speaking wisdom teeth, beards and male nipples should have disappeared by now since they are completely useless these days.'
'It was only a matter of time before Steve Irwin died evolutionarily. Unfortunately he left sprogs behind - hopefully they will not be as dumb as he was.'
'Evolutionarily speaking wisdom teeth, beards and male nipples should have disappeared by now since they are completely useless these days.'
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"That person is an evolutionist!"
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(hint: got to the gym and make it happen for you too)
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a person who believes in the theories of evolution and natural selection.
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a person who believes in the theories of evolution and natural selection.
An evolutionist is a person who has a belief that a species of animal can become another species, eg a fish can become human via a kind of magical time.
An evolutionist is a person who believes that their Great Grandparents are hairy monkeys.
Believes that non life (dust and rocks) can become life when this magical time is applied.
Often displays emotional hatred towards religious people and likes to spend their natural time attacking other faiths.
An evolutionist is a person who believes that their Great Grandparents are hairy monkeys.
Believes that non life (dust and rocks) can become life when this magical time is applied.
Often displays emotional hatred towards religious people and likes to spend their natural time attacking other faiths.
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