douchenoggle

Used to describe a self-important person who feels the need to wear and use their Bluetooth earpiece at all times, especially in public. A douchenoggle will make every effort to ensure that everyone in the vicinity is made aware of their very “important” call. Also a synonym for the Bluetooth earpiece itself.

“Hold on, I can’t hear you. Let me put in my douchenoggle.”

“Listen, douchenoggle. Nobody wants to hear your stupid phone conversation!”

by Sn@x October 22, 2020

doucheknocker

A female version of a fartknocker or a buttknocker.

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 23, 2021

piggyback douchen

noun, when one person is perceived to do something that puts them in douche status and another person follows them in the act.

joe: "So whats up man you guys gonna come have a beer?"

bill: "no my vag hurts so I wont be joining you"

james: "since hes no going I wont either."

joe: "man thats some straight up piggyback douchen"

by partypouch August 3, 2011

Doucheocrat

Douche bag + Democrat = Doucheocrat. A zealous big-government-loving member of said political party. Doucheocrats can be typically characterized as surly, condescending, authoritarian-minded douche bags who think that their anti-individual political beliefs are the be-all and end-all of humanity. A doucheocrat suffers from a certain psychological disorder, sometimes described as LWA (left-wing authoritarianism). Because of their self-absorbed nature, doucheocrats frequently make retarded statements like “Jimmy Carter really was a great president” or “you’re gonna get your national health care, like it or not, you dumb hicks!” or "we should invade Darfur and convert those people to veganism".

Doucheocrats will twist reality, undermine civil liberties, common sense and every moral boundary in their lust for expanding government and grabbing power over “the sheeple”. A doucheocrat will wrap this lust for world domination in syrupy, do-gooder rhetoric and label anyone who stands in their way as “lacking compassion” or “bigoted”. Doucheocrats believe in taking innocent people's money and giving it to corporate gangsters, bureaucratic whores and sleazy women. Through extensive social engineering and heavy taxation, doucheocrats aspire to make every man woman and child a homogenized, uncreative zombie living completely dependent upon their pagan establishment.

Paul Krugeman, Barney Frank, the staff of the New York Times

"man, my congressman is a real doucheocrat. All he does is vote to raise my taxes and impose more laws upon me! Why can't he realize that I would just like to have my hot girlfriend and be left alone?!!

by truerebel August 2, 2010

douchein

one who is douchely in nature

also can mean the philosophy of being a douche, derivative of heidegger's "Dasein"

can be used as a monnicker and/or insult

Matt: what up douchein
Andrew: notin much bruheim

by Andrew December 23, 2003

doucheography

Like a biography that is from the perspective of one who is a douche.

I finally published my doucheography! Well, I wasn't able to find a legit publisher so I took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.

by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

doucheography

Like a biography that is from the perspective of one who is a douche.

I finally published my doucheography! Well, I wasn't able to find a legit publisher so I took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014