craphead

Between a poopy head and a shithead, a craphead is someone who is a real moron and has no respect for people of the opposite sex.

Look at this craphead, he's got no respect for girls and talks shit back to his teachers!

by dangnuggets June 29, 2016

Crape

The correct spelling of the word crap. Even though most people spell this word without the 'E', it is, in fact spelled "Crape" and people who spell it without the 'E' suck.

"I feel like crape"

"Don't you mean crap?"

"No, crape"

by Anonymous September 10, 2004

Crape

Cry-Rape.
When you get trapped by someone crying at you. And you don't want it. You really don't want it. Please. Stop.

Yep, I was brutally craped.

by Peter Taylor1234 October 21, 2010

crapezoid

An adjective to describe an odd-looking poo.

Matt - Wow, I just dropped an epic deuce! It was a real crapezoid!
Mary - Nasty!

by Murphy Somerset August 27, 2011

craphat

When someone does something displeasing to another person, the annoyed person may assign the annoyer craphat-wearing status.

My roommate taped over the Iron Chef marathon before I got to watch it. He totally wears the craphat.

by Valerie May 24, 2004

crapchat

nicnkame for Microsoft Comic Chat (now obsolete), a disgustingly user-friendly IRC client with numerous security concerns, a hideous interface, and the system resource footprint of an overweight troll. Most often used by teenagers and middle-aged people who suddenly have no grasp of the English language the moment their fingers touch a keyboard.

(as seen in the far less lame mIRC)

<noob>orly? yarly!!!eleventy-one!

<OP kicked noob from #channel>

<OP>'nother damn crapchat user.

by Joselle February 19, 2008

Hover Crapht

To take a dump while your ass hovers over the toilet, while not making direct contact with the rim. Knees are bent at almost 90 degrees, using ever muscle in your thighs to not touch.

I just hover craphted! The guy in the stall before me, dropped a bomb on the toilet seat. I couldn't sit on that shit.

by Chefboaters September 25, 2009