Chefboaters's definitions

Hover Crapht

To take a dump while your ass hovers over the toilet, while not making direct contact with the rim. Knees are bent at almost 90 degrees, using ever muscle in your thighs to not touch.

I just hover craphted! The guy in the stall before me, dropped a bomb on the toilet seat. I couldn't sit on that shit.

by Chefboaters September 25, 2009