clooneying

Trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your lust that you've decided is something more. (As with George Clooney's character from Up in the Air.)

"I have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that I might be in for a clooneying."

"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."

by RyanBingham February 18, 2013

Cloonan

To ask to get back with your girlfriend a day after you break up with her.

"Did you hear that fucking loser Shane pulled a cloonan"

by Thegodofeatingass November 25, 2017

Coonstein

A mutant hybrid of a devolved nigger and filthy hook nose Jew.

Alice: Did you hear about Jamiqua?
Ryan: No, what happened?
Alice: She hooked up with that cheap Jew Danny Kike Hall
Ryan: No way! I bet she's going to shit out a Coonstein in 9 months!
Alice: I know...such an abomination

by Andrew Failstein September 10, 2011

clooneytunes

A normal guy with film star looks, but who is raving mad. Also a potential stalker type.His looks and general weirdyness tends to mess with ladies heads.Still seems to get a lot of chicks

Hey Mick ! This girl came up to me in the club and started carrying on about Clooneytunes. He's been texting her and telling her she's special.And this after he cheated on her.

by OldManDaz October 2, 2008

Colonsweater

A kinder way of calling someone an ass.

Man, Dan is such a colonsweater! I hate that guy.

by berleef May 9, 2009

Colonsweater

A kinder and more humorous way to refer to someone as an ass.

Man, Dan is such a colonsweater! He stole my laptop!

by berleef May 9, 2009

Clooneyball

A ball game generally played indoors that originated in Edinburgh, Scotland. A hall <5m long, and <2m wide provides the playing area, with doorways serving as goals. Shots must be underarm and players must stay in their own half. Matches normally are played until one player scores 10 and rule breaking or misconduct is punished with a Saddam card.

Much like football, splinter sports have developed.

Gordon and I had a smashing Clooneyball match today, George himself would be proud.

by GeorgieClooney July 4, 2010