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Gay Bangs

Pronunciation: \\ˈgā\ˈbaŋz\
function: overtly androgynous symbol
Variation: Formerly "Jerry Curl"
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Noun:
1: A hair style first found in Anime cartoon characters
e.g: Picachu
2: A modern hair style coined by the artist formerly known as prince, tends to make one wonder the non platonic orientation of ones counterpart. Then after years of assuming that persons orientation you later realize that they now date the hottest model on the planet and wonder why you didnt grow gay bangs...
Idiom:
Chuck: dude your gay bangs totally match your new purse!
Buck: oh stop! (waves hand passively)
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Chuck: hey, look at Prince and those Gay Bangs... Do you wonder at times which team he is playing for?
Buck: no, he dated Vanity and married Mayet Garcia and now has a kid...
Chuck: who would have thought...
by Thorhunter April 29, 2009
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white trash bangs

A guy with short hair in the back, but long, straight bangs cut off across their forehead and plastered down with gel and/or their own natural hair grease.
"Man, that boy is ugly. Did you see his white trash bangs?"
by The Creeper Creeps May 11, 2016
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Bangs

Freaks Is Blastin' Bangs At These Plastic Gangs.
by Anonymous January 31, 2003
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Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.
"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"
by fatgirlsaremylife July 23, 2009
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macdonalds bangs

when someone has their hair parted in the middle, but then they have bangs that stick up and curve in the shape of the golden arches. (an M)
generally stays that way because someone has incredibly greasy hair or enjoys the use of hair gel.
geoff: woah look the golden arches
jim: nono thats just carole's macdonalds bangs!
by mickdicks July 10, 2011
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Bong Bangs

When a person's bangs (the hair hanging over their forehead) are uneven due to holding a lighter or other incendiary device too close, too often, as when commonly happens to long haired marijuana smokers.
The Hippie accidentally gave himself Bong bangs when he tried to light his cigarette off the stove.

You can tell which hand Melissa smokes with, since her bong bangs start on the right side.
by SB-HippieSage July 9, 2012
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bangs

Means it stinks or smells unpleasantly
it bangs like ass in here!
by earl May 13, 2005
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