Turing test

A test devised by Alan M. Turing (1912-1954) in the 1950s intended to determine machine intelligence.

The setup of the test is this:
The interrogator, a human, is in a room separate from the machine being tested and another human. The interrogator questions both the machine and the human via a keyboard, and tries to discern which is the machine and which is human.

A computer that can pass the Turing test (that is, be indistinguishable from the human), is considered to have intelligence.

"I passed the Turing test, which shouldn't be that difficult anymore, because Smarterchild is almost there, and humans are getting dumber by the second..."

by Renee February 25, 2004

Turkish Snowday

When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the dominant male turns on his ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room. The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky

Man I gave that hot bitch Ryan a Turkish Snowday last night

by Swazey1450 September 30, 2022

Turkish Farmer

Commonly refers to a farmer who enjoys plowing the fields of Turkey. However, it can also refer to a young boy who has a pair of drumsticks for legs.

Other names for a Turkish Farmer include:
1: Turkatron 9000
2: Turkasaurus Rex
3: Pharmaceutical Turk

#1: That little blonde-haired boy looks like a Turkish farmer!

#2: Person 1: Hey, I just bought 2 packs of gum for the price of one. The pharmaceutical turk behind the register gave me and ULTRA discount.

Person 2: Wow, what a big bad Turkasaurus Rex.

by Turkasaurus Rex August 4, 2009

Turkish Thunder Whip

When a gentlemenly fellow busts out his genitals and proceeds to slap his lady friend in the face with his musty balls.

I totally Turkish Thunder Whipped Mirski last night.

by The Mattadarg June 10, 2009

Turkish Cheetoh

A bloody tampon that is allowed to dry and then sucked on to remove all of the menstruation that remains.

Kadirr tries to create his own turkish cheetohs but finds he likes the used ones the most.

by Gandylips March 1, 2013

Turpined

being way too drunk, causing yourself to flail beyond the word itself.

Guy 1: man i was fully turpined last night!
Guy 2: naw man, no one can flail like turpin..

by yarry May 31, 2012

Turkish Saddle

Cradling and caressing the testes in a warm moist Turkish towel, much in the same way the Sella Turcica cradles the neruro and adenohypopheses of the pituitary gland.

Its been a long day Sally, come here and give your man the Turkish Saddle.

by protenacious D March 6, 2009