bogdan surprise

when someone with no remorse forcefully rams thy head up an unsuspecting victims gaping asshole

hey Paul, did you and Natarsha get that bogdan surprise last Tuesday as promised

by black cunter October 1, 2021

Sneaky Pierre Mung Share Surprise

Following a Munging session and prior to brushing your teeth you french kiss someone without telling them what you have been doing.

I was on my way home when I ran into Diane so I couldn't resist giving her a Sneaky Pierre Mung Share Surprise.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 29, 2006

He-man surprise

when you are banging out a chick in your old boyhood room, have a buddy hide in the closet as He-Man. when she climaxes, have him run out, axe over his head and yell "by the power of grey-skull". dont worry it wont be too weird

"Dude that He-man surprise we gave her last night gave her the power."

by Lawyer Greg July 28, 2009

Postman's Surprise

The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.

Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning

by SeductiveUnveal March 22, 2011

Upside Down Surprise

Standing on ones head naked while putting one foot on either side of the door frame. Whoever answers the door receives the upside down surprise of a dong to the mouth.

Last year I gave your mom an upside down surprise for her birthday!

by theyellowsupremacist March 31, 2015

Shannon Butt Surprise

The Act of strapping a dildo to the front of your car, and ramming it into the anus of another person from behind.

Last night, a car snuck up from behind me and gave me the Good old fashioned Shannon Butt Surprise

by Bob statutory December 30, 2020

i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.

Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021