Squeejaw

adjective meaning cock-eyed, crooked, or generally just deviant from the ideal.

You parked the car a little squeejaw. It'll be hard to get my car in the tiny space you left me.

by the Lonely Ghost April 2, 2010

Norwegian Squeegee

When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.

"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"

by Norwegian Viking December 5, 2012

Squeedom

A belly button the size of a mouth

You have a huge-ass squeedom!

by astagramamamamamagrassatertete July 14, 2018

O-M-SQUEE

Exclamation for when "OMG" is just not enough to express the surprise of the the moment.

Person 1: I just found a wall charger that works with my iPad!

Person 2: O-M-SQUEE!!!

by pseudostar432 January 23, 2011

Squeedily Spooch

Irken Organ, found near the Irken heart.

"Auugh! My squeedily spooch!"

by h*r/gir fan December 21, 2003

squee

1. A character in two comic books by Jhonen Vasquez, "Jhonny the Homicial Maniac" and "Squee!" Squee's real name is Todd Casil. He earned his nickname by the squealing sound he makes whenever he is frightened. Squee's parents hate him. His mom rarely remembers who he is, and his dad says that he ruined his life. They view him as a mistake. Sometimes they watch the tape of his birth in reverse, and they never do anything kind for him. Squee gets constantly made fun of in school. Sometimes the other boys and girls laugh at the stories he writes, even though some of them can't even read. His teacher is very cruel, too. Barely anyone is kind to him. However, Squee doesn't wish any bad on anyone, and thinks that his parents aren't bad people. Squee does have a few companions. One of them is his teddy bear, Shmee, who doesn't always give the best advice. Another one is Johnny (Nny for short). Nny is a homicidal maniac, and Squee thinks that he's kind of scary. Nny isn't mean to Squee, though. One time, he even saved him from a mall pedofile. Finally, there's Pepito, the Devil's son. Squee is also scared of Pepito. Oh, and there was Andy. Andy was Squee's friend until he was eaten by a dog one day. Not too much is known about him, though. I highly reccomend "Squee!" and other books by Jhonen Vasquez. If you're anything like me, you'll love them.
2. A squealing sound. Can be either happy or scared (in Squee's case, it's scared.)
3. A creature in a game called Myst III. (I don't know much about this kind of squee. I've seen pictures of them, before. They look kind of rodentish.)

1. "But... but daddy!! He's crazy like some kind of crazy thing that's all crazy!!" -Squee
2. "Squeeeee! Can you believe it? I won!" -someone who just won a contest and feels overjoyed
3. "I bought a squee plushie over the internet. They look so cute and cuddly!" -someone who bought a plushie of the rodentlike creature in Myst III

by Dib's Sister Gaz April 5, 2005

Squeeb

A square and a dweeb rolled into one. The lamest of the lame.

You see Steve over there doing his homework? What a squeeb!

by PopeOfTheInternet October 11, 2014