spanking the monkey

masturbating

"I wanna spank the monkey"

by C-dawgg January 19, 2003

spanked

Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.

When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.

by Sally November 2, 2002

spankilicious

Well rounded butt, slightly wobbly and shakes when participating in any exercise.

Her butt looks spankilicious in that thong when it wobbles to the music.

by Spanky McSpankster May 9, 2007

Spank Tank

The name for a bunk shrouded by sheets in a deployed desert location in Southeast Asia. Affectionately given its name for the amount of privacy afforded to rub one out.

Teague just got off the line. Expect him to bunk out in his spank tank for the rest of the evening.

by KCskyhigh10 February 20, 2011

spankerchief

(n.) a word combining "spank," or masturbation and "handkerchief." While one is used for pleasure, the other is used for cleaning up... after that pleasure.

When my mom cleaned my room, she found my crusty spankerchief under the bed.

by Hatt Molley April 10, 2008

Spankology

The study of spanking, commonly taught at the Spankers spanking college of spankology

Person A:Wow person B how are you so good at spanking
Person B:Oh i studied Spankology at spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow i wish i went there

by Spanky the spanker May 20, 2012

spank booth

(n., definition 1) a synonym of peep show, but spank booth used for emphasis of the disgusting conditions. For example, a heavily used adult arcade booth characterized by jizz, skeet, spooze, horse glue, baby gravy on the floor, walls, screen and perhaps seat. "Spank booth" emphasizes that patrons are not there to preview, view before buying, or to catch a "peep." They are there to blow their wads in as little time as possible and run back to whatever they were doing.

(n., definition 2) a variant of the private adult movie viewing booths in some areas of the United States (e.g., New York, Las Vegas) in which female dancers provide a spreading of their genitalia, use of toys in various orifices all in a simulated sex show. Often these booths include a phone to engage in conversation and/or heavy panting. Their encouragement to "make yourself comfortable" often results in the common qualities of a spank booth.

(1.) I prefer to rent my porn, I can't stand sitting in someone else's jizz and sticking to the floor in a filthy spank booth.

(2.) The girls in the spank booths at Showgirl are mostly scallywags, but they shove dildos in their asses and lick them clean.

by The Pillager October 29, 2005