Post bar shower

When your drunk ass decides it's a good idea to stumble home from the bars in the middle of the scorching summer night but still makes a conscious effort to shower off before passing out in your clean sheets that you just washed, in hopes of scoring that night. This usually entails ripping off the shower curtain while collapsing into the tub, turning on the shower to its coldest setting, and just laying on your back making silly gasping noises for hours or until you start to shiver.

Bro, that Amy chick was just not havin it tonight. She said she was tired so I told her to just come back and take a lap nap but she said no. After that, I just hiked back home but man, that sweltergeist had me feening for a post bar shower. I ripped off my sweaty jeans and woke up at 4am in my tub feeling like a cold wet noodle.

by B1GNOLZ June 9, 2014

Porn Star Shower

—Noun. porn star show·er. pawrn stahr shou-er

Comparable to the term "Mexican Shower," a porn star shower is a shower of cologne, perfume, deodorant, or Frebreeze in place of an actual shower. However, unlike the Mexican shower which solely covers up the stench of body odor and filth from a hard day's work, the porn star shower is meant to disguise the aroma of lubricant and bodily fluids after sex when one does not have the time or resources to actually bath oneself before engaging in their daily activities.

—Related forms
porn star show·er·ing, verb
porn star show·er·like, adjective

Male: 'Babe, we don't have time. I have to be at my 8:30 a.m. meeting, and I still haven't showered.'

Female: 'Just come back to bed for a quickie and then take a porn star shower afterwards.'

by AlexaWins July 3, 2008

scandinavian showercap

when you come up on an unsuspecting person, unzip your pants and plop your nuts on their forehead. You can also turn it into the Trojan war helmet, where you let the dick flop down and hit them in the nose. It can be also done willingly to a bitch who is trying to suck up on your dick.

my nigga k-sweezy was sleeping, so i blasted him wit the Scandinavian showercap

by Kelmonical October 13, 2006

communal shower

A tiled room, usually adjacent to a locker room, but sometimes constituting an open shower area within a locker room, containing multiple showering positions, usually beneath numerous showerheads affixed to the walls at intervals of about every four feet, and one or more floor drains. The showering positions are sometimes situated around a shower pole or a shower column each of which would have between 4 - 6 showerheads affixed around each column. Communal showers are designed so that a large group of people may shower simultaneously so as to save time and avoid delay. Because they do not contain any dividers or shower stalls, communal showers do not permit for any modesty where the users of such a facility would be showering together simultaneously in the nude. Communal showers are usually designed to accomodate between 10 and 40 users simultaneously, and are usually found in institutional settings, such as at a gymnasium, swimming pool, fitness studio, high school, university, professional sporting venue or in a prison. In the United States, communal showers are segregated by gender, but at some facilities in Europe, particularly at a sauna, both genders may shower communally at the same time.

After the swim meet, the entire team would strip out of their wet racing suits in the locker room and then shower together in the nude in the communal shower to rinse off the chlorine from the swimming pool.

by Noervenich April 10, 2009

Nigger Shower

The act of applying scented oils, colognes, perfumes, or aftershaves to cover up the true stench of the individual. A nigger shower is not a true shower, but a cover up for the absence of one.

Jamaal forgot to shower, therefore he applied cologne liberally. His nigger shower resulted in a sweet smelling stench, both terrible and pleasing.

by JIM HAT September 19, 2008

Showerstorming

To brainstorm in the shower.

Sometimes when I get writers block I like to do a little showerstorming.

by Jads85 April 21, 2010

Shower Limbo

When a person is taller than the shower head and needs to do the "Limbo" (crouch down below it) to get their whole body in the water.

Dude, the hotel I stayed at last night must have designed their bathroom for midgets; I had to do the shower Limbo to get my hair wet.

by theflash95 December 17, 2010