Susan

Known as a super senior, cranky, jaded, "been-there-done-that" Flight Attendant. She resembles a woman whom has been working for 25+ years. Usually in her 50s-70s. She is keeper of all galleys and a master hoarder of provisions. A woman who sought out a glamorous life of traveling the world as a Stewardess, only to bitch and complain about issues with the job/airline company. A woman who clearly used to enjoy the little things in life but somehow lost the ability to see the purpose of enjoying anything at all so is left to inflict misery and suffering on everything and everyone. Some will go as far a to check every phone to make sure they're on airplane mode. Wears hair clips and scrunchies, crocs, clarks boot shoes, quite possibly endless amounts of makeup (i.e. Blue eye shadow, rosy cheeks, hot pink lips, and probably fillers).

When Susan complains about the free Shuttle and that we arrived too early to the airport. “We should of taken an Uber!!” Thanks Susan.

Susan: "I miss the good ol' days of travel. When people dressed up. Our service was so nice."
Also Susan: *does not give passengers choice of cookie or pretzel* "It's too much work! You have to repeat yourself!"

by SassyStew July 18, 2018

Susana

A rare person, crafted by god to be perfect.

Susana

by Thrug June 2, 2009

Susan

Susans are the most strange people you can meet! They are so unique you get shocked, but also so beautiful by heart you cant stay away. They are so pure you just want to hug them and protect them, like a tiny and innocent puppy.

Can also be crazy like a monkey and make no sense at all. Having a conversation can make both you and Susan confused, which can be hopeless at times but also just funny when killing time.

Beautiful or not, she is a keeper!

Did you see that girl, Susan?
Yeah dude, she was so strange!
But she was pretty though, funny too
Agreed man, totally agreed.

by 4DaWin April 2, 2015

juicy susan

A wet turd; diaherra.

Nick: ew! Someone left a juicy susan in the bathroom stall.

Me: gross, man. Flush that shit!

by curlnourish October 9, 2018

Sulaf

The finest wine drunk in heaven.

Give me a glass of your finest Wine, a glass of Sulaf.

by AClassyMan April 4, 2010

Susan

Susan tends to be a bit dramatic at times, but she will love you unconditionally if you are loyal in her worst times. She's funny, smart and pretty, even though she sometimes can't see it. They're always living in a dream, so you have to be open-minded when you're involved with someone like her. There's a freaky side of her when you get to know her well and if you're lucky, she will show it to you. This type of girl, will change the world one day.

Friend: Damn Joe, you had a Susan.
Joe: Oh man, I missed out.

by Larson Larry February 10, 2019

Slutty Susan

A girl who has sex with every male she encounters.

"Dude, did you hear about that Slutty Susan from the party? She totally let me ride her unicorn."

by SliccVicc October 16, 2008